I Did Not Go There Thinking, “I’m Going to Punch Daisy in the Head.”

There are lots of post-"Rock of Love 2" interviews and blog reports about The Daisy/Heather Clash of the Tit-ans floating around right now, including this one (sent in by Friend of Felt Up Terri R.) on VH1 with Heather, featuring the insanely awesome quote in today's headline. It is a total delight from start to finish--apparently, Heather knows some dark secrets about Daisy that she won't blab about in public, unfortunately--but the bestest part of all is that she refers more than once to the NEW SHOW she is filming right now for VH1! Huzzah! A reason to live!

If you would like to get Daisy's perspective on The Fight, you can read her interview, too, the best part of which is this touching memory:

What did Bret say after?

”Well, you looked hot.” I was like, “OK, thanks Bret.” He’s sort of just an innocent guy, you know?

Oh, we know, Daisy. We know. Another great quote from Daisy:

The only thing I could think about was, please don’t ruin my hair.

Speaking of hair, Friend of Felt Up Joe E. pointed out this grrrrrrreat interview with Bret on CNN, in which Bret actually totally goes there:

Q: What are you hiding under that bandanna?

MICHAELS: My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer. I do the show without it on all the time and they won't film me. They are like, "Put your bandanna back on. It is your image." It is my signature thing.

Sir, I owe you an apology. In a previous post I mentioned the "finest Malaysian weavemasters," but I was off by a whole continent. I know when I've made a mistake and am man enough to own up to it. And Bret, I am impressed that you have the (padded) balls to tell the world the truth about your tresses. It really does set you free, I think we can both agree on that.

Then we have a great blow-by-blow account of the reunion by sometime Jezebel Pot Psychology contributor, Rich Juzwiak, who talks candidly about the girls' collective crankiness from hunger and lack of nicotine infusions, Bret not appreciating host Riki Rachtman twice calling Bret a "likable pig," and the fact that the producers made Frenchie go put on a bra because her dress was too x-rated for cable tv (as was the lap dance she gave Bret, which was re-shot and highly edited). There are many, many wonderfully candid photos, too, so real "Rock of Love" affiaciados should hurry on over and take a look-see.

The saddest part about the reunion (besides the fact that Frenchie had to put a bra on, of course) was that Bret and Ambre seemed like they might really possibly like each other (at least enough to do it on his tour bus since the show ended), so that leaves "Rock of Love 3" up in the air. Although I am still working on my internet petition to make CC Deville the next eligible bachelor...If we all band together and get some catchy slogans going, I think we can force VH1's hand. WE'RE HERE, HE'S GOT NO CAREER, GET USED TO IT!

Confusing Celeb Photo of the Day

This is just odd. Apparently there are rumors floating around that Gene Simmons wears a wig and is really bald, and now this photo surface:


(image via s?omg?wtf?)

First of all, even if that is some kind of bald wig, look how much better he looks! It is startling how improved he is without that terrible hair. Which brings me to the other question I have: If he is indeed, a cueball, with all his money, and of all the wigs available, why on earth would he choose this:



It just doesn't make any sense at all. What is going on?

Rodeo, We Hardly Knew Ye

Run over to VH1 and read this awesome interview with Rodeo from "Rock of Love." The cowbay-hatted, highly be-muscled fan favorite who was eliminated last week (along with baby-voiced "meth face" porn star Brandi C.) discusses being paralyzed in a high dive accident, surviving cancer, losing a baby, eating meat six times a day, doing lunges around the track, not wanting to kiss another girl for "Rock of Love," and cries approximately 1,000 times, just like on the show. Go right now! DO IT!

Can I just mention here how addictive this show is? (Although now that Rodeo is gone, a little bit of the heart and soul--and craaazy--of the show has left, too.) Which stripper with giant fake boobs will win? Will Lacey simply murder all the contestants? Does her evil know no bounds? Should she be allowed to roam free in society?

Bret Michaels looks like a blonde, balding Carrot Top.

Wigging Out, Checking In

Britney Spears is back in rehab! Huzzah, ya'll!

From People:

Britney Spears has entered rehab, the singer's manager Larry Rudolph, confirms to PEOPLE.

"Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today," Rudolph says in a statement. "We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."

The latest news caps off a wild holiday weekend for the pop star, who shaved her head, got two new tattoos and was spotted partying in West Hollywood over the last several days.

Last week Spears, 25, visited Eric Clapton's Crossroads Centre in Antigua but left after just one day and headed to Florida, a source told PEOPLE on Friday.

No word on whether or not Brit was wearing her Carol Channing/JT Leroy wig when she went in, but I choose to believe she was and then was immediately taken down in a chokehold by rehab staff members under the orders of her mother, who shrieked "Get that tacky wig offa my lil' baby, ya'll! If you have to, USE THE GODDAMN TAZER!" at the orderlies. Also no word on whether or not this is a real, actual rehab or one of those waltz in-waltz out-keep on drinkin' Lindsay Lohan in Wonderland-type rehabs. The way Brit has been carrying on lately, she should thank her lucky stars she isn't trapped in a Frances Farmer-esque snake pit getting her bald noggin electrshocked...