I love love love this Gawker Stalker sighting of Alec Baldwin today:
E 72nd St & Madison Ave Apr 1st, 2008 @ 1pm A surreal sighting of Alec Baldwin who had to have been completely hungover. The thing is, a white yap dog was tied up barking out front and he came out and started barking with it. I bet he was still drunk. Bloated and hair all over AND barking, but I have to say totally hot. Got in waiting black car and drove off.
Crazy, bloated, drunk, hair all over the place, barking like a dog--and totally hot. This stalker has my exact taste! I bet if this same person saw a deranged, grey-haired, puffy Vincent D'Onofrio on all fours, snarling like a tiger, they'd be as turned on as I would be!
Granted, this is not the most flattering shot of "L'eggo My" Viggo Mortenson (who is looking a tad Lucifer-ish around the edges here), but the mere thought of him standing so close to the epicenter of human hotness that is Javier Bardem at the SAG Awards last night is enough to cause a tsunami of simultaneous Chicken Lady-ing throughout the universe, at least if you define the "universe" as Felt Up HQ in Austin and Friend of Felt Up Terri R.'s in San Antonio:
Imagine if Clive Owen had wandered into the shot and then they all went off together and took a sauna with Vincent D'Onofrio? It is too much for my poor heart to contemplate. There. It just imploded. I'm dead.
It warms your humble Felt Up blogette's cockles to see that of all the hot dudes' photos posted the other day, it was Vincent D'Onofrio's who struck the biggest chord with readers. I hear you, ladies!
Oh, the crush I have on this man knows no bounds of decency or reason! From Full Metal Jacket (who DIDN'T swoon over Private Pyle, I ask!?!) to Adventures in Babysitting, from Household Saints to The Player, and most especially in his role as Det. Robert "Bobby" Goren on Law & Order: Criminal Intent), Vincent D'Onofrio has enthralled and confused and delighted me for nigh on 20 years.
And, apparently, I am not alone. A quick perusal of YouTube yields a plethora of insane D'Onofrio fan videos, but I thought this one in particular summed up the feelings of us admirers and our appreciation of the man and his most popular character quite nicely. So without further ado, I present the Citizen Kane of Bobby Goren fan videos, Hot Stuff, by auteur, genius, and possible stalker LielieS.:
Well, as long as we're being silly, why not enjoy a fan video set to The Cure (even though Vincent is young and thin and thus naturally I don't think he's as hot)?:
And here's another supremely ridiculous Bobby Goren video:
Want to see a Criminal Intent montage set to Bette Midler's "The Rose"? of course you do! And while you're there you'll easily find the Billy Joel"You May Be Right" D'Onofrio tribute, and one set to "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and oh, just basically hours and hours of D'Onofrio-related entertainment!
