Showing posts with label trainwreck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label trainwreck. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

A Bad Case Of The Hives

Gossipista Janet Charlton has a funny photo comparison of Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears' hairdos:


(image via janet charlton)

Apparently messy, bedraggled beehives are all the rage with the trainwreck set, although everyone knows Amy started it all. (I have actually seen quite a few girls in Austin sporting her look, which is pretty awesome. Kinda reminds me of all the 'tweens--perhaps even one whose named rhymes with "bumble Pelt Up progette"-- who used to run around wearing raggedy bustiers and pieces of lace in their stringy hair and ten thousand rubber bracelets on their wrists and "Boy Toy" belt buckles waaaaaaaaay back in the first paleozoic Madonna Era. It's amusing when it's such a blatant rip-off of a particular person's look.)

But I have to tell you, Britney, that that beehive is not doing your ratty ole weave any favors, girl!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Now Britney Can't Even See Her Kids, Ya'll!

The Britney Spears trainwreck continues to chug-a-chug-chug down its shame spiral of trashiness and self-destruction today, as the judge in her custody battle just revoked her rights to visit her children. According to Yahoo's celeb "news" website OMG:
The troubled pop star may not see 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James who are in the custody of Spears' ex-husband, Kevin Federline until she complies with a court order, Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon ruled.

The order, dated Wednesday, does not spell out what directives Spears defied. A hearing in the matter was scheduled for Oct. 26.

Wow. This has gotten way, way out of hand. Does she even want to see her children? Is she a runaway mom? Maybe K-Fed's ex Shar Jackson should just raise all the fruit of his prodigious loins...at least she never lost custody of the first batch.

PS
Sorry for lack of photo accompaniment, but Blogger's photo upload is on the fritz, apparently. Just imagine two little kids on the cover of Us Weekly with the word HELP above their cute, doomed heads...

Friday, January 12, 2007

Lawyers, Gunns, and Money


(photo via Queerty)

Friend of Felt Up TrAngela sent in a report from Broadcasting and Cable that says that America's Sweetheart Tim Gunn (from that reality fashion competition show that's dead to me) is getting his very own show on Bravo! Huzzah!
Tim Gunn's Guide to Style will profile Gunn as he solves people's fashion dilemmas by helping them get makeovers. While it's still unresolved whether Gunn will return to _______ for its fourth season, his own show debuts as he is set to publish a book on style and taste in May 2007.

Sadly, when one door opens another door closes, and it looks like Bravo has finally cancelled "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy":
Bravo's pulling the plug on Queer Eye after five seasons and four years on TV. The show's ten-episode fifth season, which debuts this summer, will be its last, the network was expected to tell television critics today at a presentation in Pasadena, Calif...

Queer Eye put Bravo on the map when it debuted to huge ratings and critical acclaim in 2003, but has fallen off in the ratings since then. Queer Eye: The Final Season will showcase for one last time the Fab Five making over deserving subjects.

But don't cry for them, Argentina, because at least Queer Eye cutie Thom Filicia is getting his own home makeover show on the Style network called "Dress My Nest" beginning March 28, and I'm sure with all their charm and talent the others will have no trouble landing on their tv feet, except maybe Jai, who has no discernible lifestyle skills and should go back to Broadway tapdancing or whatever his previous career was--although I would totally watch a tapdancing reality competition show called "Tap Into America" (yes, that is a "Spinal Tap" shout out), or pehaps, "Top Tap" or even "Hoofin' It Up!" hosted by Jai and Gregory Hines and featuring such judges as Debbie Reynolds and Ann Miller....Bravo, give me a production deal! These are pieces of gold I'm giving away for free! Pure, solid gold!

In other Bravo news, appparently Paula Abdul (!) is getting her own reality show called "Hey Paula" (pleasepleaseplease let it be a "Breaking Bonaduce"-style document of her trainwreck of a personal life!) and there's going to be a hairstyling competition show called "Shear Genius" hosted by Miss Jaclyn Smith! Double huzzah!


(photo via the Jaclyn Smith gallery from the totally awesome "Charlie's Angels" Spanish fansite, which is worth a look for the great pictures)

Bravo, you own my heart and my soul forever--or at least for the next tv-viewing season!