I was perusing my favorite "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Lisa Vanderpump's website, as is my wont, and was amazed to discover that she starred in a couple of ABC videos from the '80s, including "Poison Arrow," a video that was shown approximately one million times during my callow youth, which was entirely spent glued to MTV 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
I actually think she looks better now, thanks to some sort of pact with the devil/illegal European urine injections/picture of Dorian Gray/whatnot. She's richer than God, so who knows? Anyway, behold the Vanderpump!
Whatever happened to ABC, I wonder?