Movieline provided a handy list of some of the best lines in the song:
I also very much liked the line rhyming "true blood" with "true bud." And the dancers dressed like Sookie in her Merlotte's waitress uniform.
“Oh Sookie / Come and play on my team / We’ll do it in the daytime / Bill won’t know a thing”
“Sookie / Take this mary jane cookie / and roll with the Dogg / Vampires can’t hug me”
“Try to read my mind / You might get wet”
“Choose big or lose big / I know all the spots / Then order you a gin and juice / at Merlotte’s”
“Sam ain’t a man / He done turned into a bitch”
“See Sookie, you should try some of this / You know I get more [bleep] than your brother”
“Bring your best friend, Tara / I got some real Eggs for her to eat / and these eggs come with a whole lot of cheese and greens” (WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN)
Huzzahs all around for Snoop Doggy Dogg and his rather unseemly carnal desire for a fictional character on a cable tv vampire show!
*I watched the video again after the sexy vampire-a-looza last night on HBO (thanks Friends of Felt Up Johnny M. and ReRe M.!) and realized it's actually "vampires can't HOOK Snoop Dogg," but I like it better my way.)