Abandon all hope ye who enter here! First it was the Gulf oil spill disaster and now this unfathomable catastrophe for humankind. Because if this is the best that Padma Lakshmi can do, well, ladies, we might as well all just PACK IT IN:
(image via jezebel)
Yes, that's insanely beautiful Miss Padma from "Top Chef" with horrible ole DAVID SPADE. I know this is a cliche, but I really did just throw up a little bit in my mouth.
Maybe they're not on a date. Maybe he's pitching a new reality show to her called "Calling A Spade A Spade," in which he fights racial intolerance using "comedy" at Texas Hold 'Em poker tournaments while wearing a fedora and extremely terrible facial hair. That seems more likely, right?