Monday, May 24, 2010

Nay Nay To NeNe's New Face

Oh, NeNe. NeNe, NeNe, NeNe--what have you done to yourself? You may have been a tad over the top and perhaps a smidge self-obsessed, and maybe just a bit two-faced, and possibly a wee bit insane, but you were my favorite "Real Housewives of Atlanta" star (after Kim's wigs), and you were so much prettier than that horrid Sheree. See how you used to look? What was wrong with it?

(image via untamedmedia)

Now look at what you've gone and done:

(image via theyoungblackandfabulous)

That's NeNe in the MIDDLE, ya'll! It's a tragedy. Maybe not Jennifer Grey-level nosejob tragedy, but tragic nonetheless. Why do people insist on changing their entire appearance for the worse? It's like, "the other Housewives made jokes about my weight so I'll chop off my nose and that'll show 'em!"

No, no NeNe. Ixnay on the ewnay osenay, NeNe.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Fun Facts From Felt Up

According to this article in the New York Times about short people, Prince and Danny DeVito are the same height (5' 2"), and they are both taller than George Stephanopoulos (height is not given but let's just say it's tiny' wee").

Here's a handy photo collage to illustrate (Jim Carrey and some woman who is Courtney Love or possibly Melanie Griffith or Death Itself are there for scale):