In order to get our minds off the tragic, if not all that surprising death of Corey Haim, lets play another edition of the game called Who Looked Worse?
For this very special Oscar Edition, let's take a looksee at Ms. Sarah Jessica Parker:
(image via national post)
In my humble opinion, she is too orange, too squinty, too thin, and her hair is reminiscent of Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker's Dracula (what is this, a new trend? Wampyre hair is sweeping Los Angeles, apparently!).
Now, compare and contrast with Miss Suzy Amis-- actress, fifth wife of James Cameron, death head:
(image via el espectador) The new "American Gothic"?
Granted, she is 48 years old, a tad older than SJP (three years), but is similarly skeletal and just plain frightening to behold. When you search "Suzy Amis Oscars" on Google, things like "How old is Suzy Amis?" and "Who was that old lady with James Cameron?" and "Was that James Cameron's mother?" come back, which is sad. She needs a) blush and b) food.
Orange squinty skull in Chanel sack dress:
(image via fabsugar)
Vs. pale, elderly skull in eco-Nav'i dress:
(image via nj.com)
WHO LOOKED WORSE? Leave your answers in the comment box, please.