Friday, February 19, 2010

The Shots Heard 'Round The World

Ha ha ha ha hahahahah! Remember the recent incident involving Mitt Romney getting punched by an unruly passenger on an airplane who didn't want to raise his seat back before takeoff? It turns out the guy who took a swing at Romney was none other than Mr. Sky Blu, of the genius rap group LMFAO--the ones who do the totally and completely awesome song "Shots" (SHOTS! SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS! SHOTS!) that is often featured as the theme song for "The Jersey Shore" (!).

TMZ reports that:
It all went down shortly after the two parties boarded a flight from Vancouver to Los Angeles on Monday.

According to a video confessional from LMFAO's Sky Blu, it all started when he leaned his seat back while the plane was still on the tarmac ... and Romney, who was sitting behind him, started yelling at him to put his seat back up.

Sky Blu claims Romney then reached forward and grabbed his shoulder ... so he slapped the Presidential wannabeen's hand away. Shortly after, authorities boarded the plane and escorted Sky Blu off the flight... and the other member of LMFAO got it all on tape.

On Tuesday, Romney's spokesperson said Sky Blu became "physically violent" when asked to put his seat up ... but the spokesperson never mentioned whether or not Romney puts his hands on him.

Sky (a Democrat) says it was an "unfortunate situation" and he's sure Mitt (a Republican) is a "nice guy" ... but not someone he'd vote for.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Trouble In Guido Paradise?

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Both Janet Charlton and Radar Online are reporting that America's sweethearts, ie Ronnie-n-Sammi from "Jersey Shore," are not only not dating anymore, they can't bear to be in the same place at the same time! Radar quotes Ronnie as saying "I cut girls quicker than barbers do."


Janet says:
The second season of “Jersey Shore” just got WAY more interesting. When the finale aired, Ronnie Magro and Sammi Giancola seemed to have an awkward fight, but nobody was sure if it was for real. Apparently it WAS for real, and their relationship has gone downhill since then. Not only are they not dating, but they can’t STAND to be in the same room together. That means they’re losing money on personal appearances because they don’t want to see each other. It also means there will be plenty of tension in the South Beach house when the gang gets together in Miami this Spring.
I'm not sure exactly which awkward fight Janet is referring to, since they had approximately 50 per episode (not to mention a big weird one during the reunion show after they showed "never before aired" footage of Sammi engaging in some mild canoodling with The Situation), but I am holding out hope that TRUE LOVE WILL CONQUER ALL! DOWN WITH HATERS! Ronnie + Sammie=4Evah!

Monday, February 15, 2010

Because You Know You Want To See More JOAN

Here's some more of "Mad Men"'s Joan, aka Christina Hendricks, from her New York magazine cover interview:

Va va VOOM!

Although that hair braid is kind of gross, now that I really look at it.

Don't Say Felt Up Never Gave You Anything

You're welcome.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Real Orange Housewives

Awful Plastic Surgery just posted this photo of Tamra from "The Real Housewives of Orange County," who is in the midst of a divorce and has apparently decided to "rejuvenate" her face:

Besides being a paler shade of orange, the Botoxed forehead and lifted face have left her barely recognizable (to the crazy fanatics like me who even know who the hell she is, of course).

On the upside, her new look kind of has a Gary Oldman-in-"Bram Stoker's Dracula"-vibe and that's always a good thing.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Frightening Celeb Photo of The Day

Dude, this shriveled being who looks like a gnarled up retired '70s porn star:


Yes, despite all evidence to the contrary, this is actually not "an Uma Thurman doll that was left too close to the fire and melted," as Felt Up icon James St. James noted over at the WOW Report.

Related: I am officially an Old.