Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Kat Von D Has Indeed Managed To Spite Her Own Face

So here's what "LA Ink" reality star/former fiancee of Orby Orbison/current flame of Nikki Six Ms. Kat Von D used to look like:

Pretty! Attractive! Of course, god only knows what she looked like in her youth--oh wait, here we go:

She's in the red gingham top (I thought that should be mentioned, since she is UNRECOGNIZABLE!). Cute! Fetching!

So what does La Von D look like now, you ask? Like Marisa Tomei with a partially paralyzed tattooed face:

AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Not only does she not look herself anymore, her nose is way too small for her face. Look at the gap between her nose and her upper lip! Also, she's kind of got a Stepford Wives creepy robotic stare going on. All and all--she is FREAKING ME OUT.


Phil Flowers said...

Yeah she's trash, but neo-Nazi? Do tell!

jennifer said...

POSSIBLE neo-Nazi, ALLEGEDLY. She was mad at the guy who owned the tattoo shop on her previous show "Miami Ink" and he's Jewish, so there was this mean note about him floating around the interwebs that she supposedly signed with a swastika. Then she of course denied it all: