Frightening Celeb Photo of The Day

Well, hello, there. It's been a long time since a truly frightening celeb photo came down the pike, and I'll give you one guess who scared the bejeesus out of me this time...

...If you said MADONNA, you are correct! Congratulations, and brace yourself:



Interestingly, her face looks pretty great. I think she must have had the minuscule deposits of arm fat that once valiantly held onto her tendons for dear life and had them forcibly removed and immediately injected into her cheeks. The effect is somewhat alarming, like seeing a pretty child's head put on a monstrous, albeit extremely fit, old woman's body.

I would also like to commend the U.K. Daily Mail for cunningly comparing Madonna's bod to those creepy Chinese cadaver exhibits:



Good call, U.K. Daily Mail.

Ick.

More Summer Fun Videos--Funky Soul Edition

Hey, I'm bored and perusing YouTube for the one gazillionth time. So once again, just for the hell of it, here are some summer good times videos I hope you enjoy!

First up: Booker T. & The MGS, with some extra-talented dancers:



Here's the late, great Rufus Thomas, wearing perhaps the bestest outfit ever worn by a human, at "Wattstax" doin' the "Funky Chicken":



Can you dig The Ohio Players doing a medley of "Fire" and "Love Rollercoaster"? I knew that you could!



How about a lil' Rufus featuring Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan, we love you Chaka Khan, back in the day on "The Midnight Special"?



Here's The Sylvers on "Soul Train," doing "Boogie Fever," which I picked pretty much for the outfits:



And let's end with some more "Wattstax," one of your Felt Up blogette's all-time favorite movies. This time it's the Bar-Kays' doing "Son of Shaft" and giving The Sylvers a run for their money in the awesome costume department:

Creepy, Yet Awesome.

Who would have thought that amidst all the circus elephants, Stevie Wonder, the entire insane Jackson family, Usher's fake tears, a solid gold coffin, and Mariah Carey, the most interesting sight at the Michael Jackson funeral would be Corey Feldman in full Dangerous regalia, like he used to rock back in '91? It was weird back then and it's even weirder now, but bless his little heart for being such a freakadeak. The show must go on!