Well, hello, there. It's been a long time since a truly frightening celeb photo came down the pike, and I'll give you one guess who scared the bejeesus out of me this time...
...If you said MADONNA, you are correct! Congratulations, and brace yourself:
Interestingly, her face looks pretty great. I think she must have had the minuscule deposits of arm fat that once valiantly held onto her tendons for dear life and had them forcibly removed and immediately injected into her cheeks. The effect is somewhat alarming, like seeing a pretty child's head put on a monstrous, albeit extremely fit, old woman's body.
I would also like to commend the U.K. Daily Mail for cunningly comparing Madonna's bod to those creepy Chinese cadaver exhibits:
Good call, U.K. Daily Mail.