Monday, July 27, 2009

Frightening Celeb Photo of The Day

Well, hello, there. It's been a long time since a truly frightening celeb photo came down the pike, and I'll give you one guess who scared the bejeesus out of me this time...

...If you said MADONNA, you are correct! Congratulations, and brace yourself:

Interestingly, her face looks pretty great. I think she must have had the minuscule deposits of arm fat that once valiantly held onto her tendons for dear life and had them forcibly removed and immediately injected into her cheeks. The effect is somewhat alarming, like seeing a pretty child's head put on a monstrous, albeit extremely fit, old woman's body.

I would also like to commend the U.K. Daily Mail for cunningly comparing Madonna's bod to those creepy Chinese cadaver exhibits:

Good call, U.K. Daily Mail.



Anonymous said...

Dear God, the bags she's carrying must have weighed 80 lbs a piece. I can't imagine she really looks like that, I think it's an edited photo.
I saw a recent photo of her with her daughter. The kid has that haughty look on her face, too. Great, now there's two of them.

miss wind said...

yeH...i agree i dont think this could be could it be? unless maybe she is actually a she-hulk and the paparazzi following her around were making her so angry, but she was fighting the change, not wanting to she-hulk smash on film

Anonymous said...

HMMMMM!! Material Girl looks a little HAUGHTY!! LOL