Wednesday, May 06, 2009

"Nast" Is Putting It Lightly

I haven't spent too much time wondering about the "Jon & Kate Plus 8" affair allegations--he was photographed sneaking out of a night club with another woman while not wearing his wedding band--until now.

That's because of this awesome quote from brother of the 23-year-old school teacher who has allegedly been having a three month affair with Jon Gosselin. The brother, Jason Hummel, who lives with his younger sister, told Us Weekly:
A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who's, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast.
I think I love Jason Hummel, whoever he is!

He also tries to defend his sister by saying:

She's a nice girl, not a homewrecker. He is a bad liar. This isn't healthy for her. But she is refusing to help herself, so here I am trying to help her myself. I hope this clears the air.

Gee, that really doesn't clear the air at all, dude. But nice try! I like that the guy who is on a long-running reality show about his life with his wife and 8 kids simply must have been a "bad liar" to his mistress about his marital status. (Although of course he could've been all, "The show is a sham, we are living separate lives, blah blah blah." Still. The name of the show kind of says it all. )

Boy, I bet this girl is pissed at her brother for going to the tabloids in the name of trying to help her. Maybe they and Jon should have their own reality show--"Jon & Deanna Plus Jason Minus Kate & 8" and we would see lots of shots of Jason rolling his eyes and putting a pillow over his head as he tries to sleep through all the ick and nast going on in the next room. Must-see tv!

I've always found that Jon guy weird, and also his wife; the entire show pretty much gives me the heebee-jeebies and I rarely watch it. But now maybe I will?

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