Friday, March 28, 2008

Frightening Celeb Photo of the Day

Remember when Mickey Rourke was known for being sex on a stick, not someone who made you want to poke your eyes out with a stick? Does recollecting this time make me ancient, like something out of Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All?
"In my day, there used to be a young whippersnapper in the moving picture shows named Mickey Rourke. Boy howdy, how he used to get my pulse a 'racin'! He was a strong feller, but with a whispery voice that like to give me a strong case of the vapors!"
Here's what he looked like in Diner:

And here's what he looks like NOW:

(image via janet charlton's hollywood)

I feel a bit faint--somebody get a Smelling Sandwich!


Anonymous said...

I would have let Diner-era Mickey Rourke pass me the popcorn box ANYTIME. He's a hot tranny mess now, but not in a good way.

Also: He was so super-hot in Body Heat.

Terri R.

Anonymous said...

A smelling sandwich. Ha! My kingdom for a picture of Jessica and the smelling sandwich.

- Friend of Felt Up David B.

phil flowers said...

I think Mickey Rourke and Lou Reed and Courtney Love are slowly becoming the same "entity"