Frightening Celeb Photo of the Day

Remember when Mickey Rourke was known for being sex on a stick, not someone who made you want to poke your eyes out with a stick? Does recollecting this time make me ancient, like something out of Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All?

"In my day, there used to be a young whippersnapper in the moving picture shows named Mickey Rourke. Boy howdy, how he used to get my pulse a 'racin'! He was a strong feller, but with a whispery voice that like to give me a strong case of the vapors!"

Here's what he looked like in Diner:



And here's what he looks like NOW:


(image via janet charlton's hollywood)

I feel a bit faint--somebody get a Smelling Sandwich!