Hey, look everyone! They inducted Madonna into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (don't get me started on this particular outrage to my sensibilities) and since she couldn't make it, they let her send her Madam Tussaud's wax effigy instead:
Oh, sorry, that's not a wax figure, it appears to be some sort of robot.
No, hold on. It's a Madonna drag impersonator!
No? Well. Huh! I think that might actually be Madonna herself! Perhaps she's been embalmed?