Sunday, March 30, 2008

Do You Take This Story With A Grain of Salt? I Do!

For those of you who care about these sorts of things, there is currently a battle raging amongst the tabloids about whether or not Brangelina got married this weekend in New Orleans. I could give a rat's ass, but Star is screaming "They Did It! Brad & Angelina Tie The Knot!" while every other magazine (OK, Us Weekly, People) say "ixnay on the edding-way."

I can tell you one certain thing--Brad Pitt was comingling with us hicks in sticks here in Austin, as he was filming a new movie at the Texas State Capitol on Friday afternoon. I know because of an eyewitness report from Friend of Felt Up Sharon C. I couldn't be bothered to get out of my pjs long enough to check it out, because while Brad Pitt is a superstar of the highest order he doesn't do much for your humble Felt Up blogette (now if it had been Javier Bardem, I'd have been swanning around the Capitol in a tiara and evening gown at 10am)--but I hear on the street that Brangelina and the all the kids are wandering freely in the streets of Austin, so stalkers take note!

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