Monday, March 03, 2008

Daisy Chain

Don't worry, your "Rock of Love" recap is coming soon, but here's a lil' somethin' somethin' to help get you in the mood--a mildly disgusting composite photo of Daisy, Our Lady of The Trout Lips, who is a) the niece of boxer Oscar de la Hoya, and b) quite disturbing-looking. From TMZ:



Classy! She claims that white stuff is "flour." Yes, sweetie, and those are your real "lips." And "labia."

Here are a couple more pix from Daisy's MySpace profile; in this first one, she is almost unrecognizable in her god-given lips and much less of her usually trowelled-on make up (am I crazy or does she kind of resemble a Risky Business-era Rebecca De Mornay?):



And here we have one of Miss Daisy the way most of us know her best, in all her post-operative mega be-trout-lipped glory:



For some reason, I'm endlessly fascinated with this trainwreck. Her freakiness lifts me up when I feel blue, like a two-headed puppy or an adorable lobster-clawed baby.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

She's more than a little Pete Burns' not-so-distant cousin. Minus the talent and charm, obvs.

~ Spare E