Friday, February 15, 2008

Paris Has Gone To The Dogs

Sigh. I hate slow non-news days. And for some reason, the only thing vaguely, kind of, sorta interesting is another Chihuahua-related story, this time involving...Paris Hilton. Bleh! According to Us Weekly:
The Los Angeles Department of Animal Services visited the heiress' home earlier this week to investigate a complaint about her owning 17 dogs, reports.

By law, a non-breeder in L.A. is only allowed to own three dogs per address.

A Department of Animal Services spokesman said that Hilton - or her pets - were not home when they visited, according to TMZ.

The critically panned Hottie and the Nottie star, 27 — who has been in Las Vegas celebrating the launch of her Paris Hilton Collection — admitted she owned all the pooches on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Monday.

"I have 17 dogs — lots," she said. "They all sleep in my bed - well, not all of them, but I let some of them."

Hilton said she has so many dogs because "they keep having babies, and I feel bad about giving them away."

When DeGeneres asked Hilton why she didn't just get the dogs neutered, she said that they all now were "fixed," but later added, "well, two of them weren't."
Well, just when I thought I couldn't possibly loathe Paris Hilton or think she's more retarded than I already do, she goes and does something idiotic and despicable like this. You just know those 17 dogs are completely abandoned for days at a time and are barely taken care of and running amok in their own filth and piles of cocaine and hundred dollar bills and glitter and K-Y jelly and tacky shoes; I imagine it's totally a canine Lord of the Flies in that house, but with more pink decor and bad smells. Eww. And ARGH!

1 comment:

identity crisis said...

I'm sick of this dumb picture of paris. We are all waiting patiently for our rock of love recap.