At the risk of sounding like I'm completely obsessed with movies with gay male sex scenes, I present to you some Chicken Lady fodder, namely James Franco and Sean Penn in stills from the upcoming Harvey Milk biopic, Milk:
(images via jezebel, via towleroad)
I know, I know. Sean Penn somehow manages to be both a humorless prig and a lying cheating cheater. But he's still kinda got it, and I'm just the teensiest bit titillated! And the '70s beareded shirtless denim bellbottom thing is only adding to the general hotness. I must add, however, that if the rumors of Y Tu Mama Tambien's Diego Luna appearing in a three-way scene are true, I just might have to be dragged off to the nutbin in a straight jacket a la Frances Farmer. Because as Deanie Loomis, played by tragic Miss Natalie Wood, learned so cruelly in Splendor In The Grass, sex (or rather, the lack thereof) can drive you bonkers.
(Boy I really packed in a lot of varying references in this lil' post, didn't I? I know it doesn't make much literal sense, but it's just the way my mind works. Please don't pull a Spears-y 5150 on me! Oops, I did it again!)