Yikes! I know Heidi Fleiss is not, shall we say, the most traditionally attractive former Hollywood madam, current owner of a laundromat called Dirty Laundry, and hopefully future propietor of a legal Nevada wind-powered "eco-brothel" for ladies who want to pay to sleep with dudes (I believe it will be called Heidi's Stud Farm), and let's give her a wee bit of leniency because this is a mug shot after she was arrested for DUI (along with her equally alarming-looking male passenger), but da-amn! From TMZ:
OK, actually the man is ten times scarier than Heidi. He's going to give me nightmares. But she's got some reaaaally bad trout lips, and her weird facial planes make me wonder if she's had some reconstructive work after the beatings she allegedly took from former beau Tom Sizemore. She's like some unholy combination of Miss Joan Van Ark and Hedda Nussbaum. AAAAAAH!