Friday, January 25, 2008

You Stay Classy, Sly!



Sylvester Stallone
has been acting all pissy lately about everyone's favorite nutty nutball Janice Dickinson and her recent claims that he injected her with steroids when they were dating. So, reports Page Six, when asked about the whole drama on Howard Stern, Sly said: "The only thing I injected her with was my fist." Heh. It's funny because it's true! And gross.

Interestingly, he went to say that
Brigitte Nielsen was one of the "least crazy" women he's dated and that saucy redhead Angie Everhart was demented. Stern, who also dated Everhart, said she is "very nice."
Huh. Who knew? Of course, to paraphrase Seal, you're never going to survive dating Sly Stallone unless you are a little crazy. But when Brigitte Nielsen is the paragon of sanity in the pantheon of your past relationships, you know you're in big trouble, dude. Then again, he is quite the mama's boy...

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