As a chubby, I'm not usually one to make fun of someone for gaining weight, but:
(image via the wow report)
A) It's Bono. B) He looks like he has a Santa belly attached to his midsection (oddly, the rest of him seems normal.) C) It's Bono.
I came up with a few song titles for the band's next tour:
"(Pie) In The Name of Love"
"Where The Sweets Have No Name"
"When Lard Comes To Town"
"I Will Swallow"
"Trying To Throw Your Arms Around The Whale"
"Even Better Than The Meal Thing"
I know, I'm terrible. I can't help it! I pun therefore I am! You're not my father!
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