Thursday, January 17, 2008

A New Low

I feel weird even providing the link for this, but what the hell. Classy celeb news website x17 has photos from last night of Britney Spears' underpants--apparently stained with period blood--that they posted to prove she's not pregnant. I guess these pictures are NSFW, although I'm not sure why, since they're mainly just sad and kinda gross, if you're easily disgusted by ladythings, that is. (Somewhere a menstrual fetishist is having The Best Day Ever!)

I'm at a loss for words. I go back and forth, though, trying to figure out if she's a mentally ill drug fiend in desperate need of help, or if, like Michael Jackson and his carefully orchestrated nutsiness that helps keep the creditors at bay, she is actually a shrewd and masterful media manipulator intent on keeping her sister Jamie Lynn and her teen pregnancy off the front pages of the tabloids. I just can't decide!

Oh, and the Associated Press announced that they have written her obituary, just in case she ups and dies on us.

1 comment:

Dan said...

Archive that photo safely: When future historians write the USA version of The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire, they're gonna need it.