Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Gwyneth Illin'

Us Weekly is reporting that The Artist Formerly Known as Flapjacks, AKA Gwyneth Paltrow, was hospitalized in New York yesterday:
Gwyneth Paltrow was admitted to New York's Mount Sinai Hospital yesterday afternoon, Usmagazine.com has learned.

"She was slumped over in a wheelchair pushed by [husband] Chris Martin," an eyewitness tells Us. "She looked not well."

At 6:30 p.m., a bag — labeled "Gwyneth Martin" — from NYC organic home supply store Organics Avenue was delivered.

A source tells Us she and Martin were spending the night.

The reason for the hospitalization is unknown.

Well, as much as I dislike Gwynnie for being such a snobby, holier-than-thou ninny, I certainly hope it's nothing serious. Perhaps her much ballyhooed raw food diet has something to do with it? Might not the doctors force a carb or protein down her oh-so-vaunted gullet? (And how hilarious is it that the organic store urgently rushed over supplies--stat!--within hours of her being admitted? Oh, stars. You're so funny.)

Get well soon, Gwyneth. It's no fun to mock someone when they are sick, so whatever the problem is here's hoping you hurry up and get your humorless self all better!

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