Eeek! Check out this tableau of terror I got from Janet Charlton's Hollywood:
Janet's headline alone, which asks "Dita, Claudia, and Posh: Who Would You Rather Date?", is the stuff of nightmares.
I've always thought Dita Von Teese was rather an unpretty lady who is extremely--and I mean EXTREMELY--skilled with make-up and styling, but here she is reminding me of a female-ish Johnny-Depp-As-Willy-Wonka, mixed with Mommie Dearest. The other two are just their usual scary skinny selves, but somehow seeing all three of these freaks together is just absolutely bone chilling.