Friday, January 25, 2008

Frightening Celeb Photo of the Day

Eeek! Check out this tableau of terror I got from Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

Janet's headline alone, which asks "Dita, Claudia, and Posh: Who Would You Rather Date?", is the stuff of nightmares.

I've always thought Dita Von Teese was rather an unpretty lady who is extremely--and I mean EXTREMELY--skilled with make-up and styling, but here she is reminding me of a female-ish Johnny-Depp-As-Willy-Wonka, mixed with Mommie Dearest. The other two are just their usual scary skinny selves, but somehow seeing all three of these freaks together is just absolutely bone chilling.


Anonymous said...

Are we sure these aren't Madame Toussad replicas?

Terri R.

impychimp said...

I second you on the Dita Von Teese comments. She seems very sweet, and extremely skilled with the hair and makeup and exposure-boosting marriages...but her looks are just nothing special. I don't get it.