Friday, January 25, 2008

Frightening Celeb Photo of the Day

Eeek! Check out this tableau of terror I got from Janet Charlton's Hollywood:



Janet's headline alone, which asks "Dita, Claudia, and Posh: Who Would You Rather Date?", is the stuff of nightmares.

I've always thought Dita Von Teese was rather an unpretty lady who is extremely--and I mean EXTREMELY--skilled with make-up and styling, but here she is reminding me of a female-ish Johnny-Depp-As-Willy-Wonka, mixed with Mommie Dearest. The other two are just their usual scary skinny selves, but somehow seeing all three of these freaks together is just absolutely bone chilling.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are we sure these aren't Madame Toussad replicas?

Terri R.

impychimp said...

I second you on the Dita Von Teese comments. She seems very sweet, and extremely skilled with the hair and makeup and exposure-boosting marriages...but her looks are just nothing special. I don't get it.