Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Eddie Murphy's Fake Marriage Is Over


(image from norbit via the new york times)

Eddie Murphy and his non-bride of two weeks, Tracey Edmonds, have broken up, says Access Hollywood via People:

The couple tied the knot on New Year’s Day on a private island near Bora Bora in French Polynesia.

They began dating fall 2006 and were engaged in July.

However, the wedding ceremony was a spiritual ceremony and the couple planned on having a legally binding ceremony upon returning to the U.S. However, since that ceremony never took place the couple was never official married to begin with.

Yeah, those non-legally-binding weddings are rather easier to get out of than the regular kind. Funny, that.

Tracey Edmonds, you fool, how could you look at your fake husband's past relationships--especially his attempt to weasel out of paternity duties for Scary Spice's baby--and come to the conclusion that he would totally make an honest woman out of you as soon as you got back from Bora Bora?

You probably didn't have much choice, I guess.

I would much rather marry Charlie Murphy, any day...

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