Monday, January 14, 2008

Cruising My Religion

Whoa, man. I thought I knew what a nutty nutball Tom Cruise is, but I had no idea.

From Defamer, via Radar Online, here is a rather long, totally interesting, and intensely insane video of Cruise blabbering on and on about all kindsa weird Scientologist crapola. A commenter on YouTube helpfully provided some Scientology definitions, which I've reposted after the video, but it's almost better to not know what the hell he's talking about, and of course, none of it makes a lick of sense anyway. (If I'm never heard from again, please get word to Javier Bardem that I loved him more than Penelope ever could, and make sure someone takes care of my dog. But those guys in space suits piling out of the van in front of Felt Up HQ are probably just carpet cleaners, I'm sure...right?)


*"Put ethics in on someone else": make others conform to Hubbard's rules of behavior.

*KSW (short for Keeping Scientology Working): A policy written by Hubbard in the 1960's that requires all Scientologists to follow his words and his rules exactly.

*Criminon: Scientology front group that tries to recruit through the prisons.

* SP: Suppressive Person. Anyone that doesn't like Scientology and/or criticizes Scientology.

*PTS/SP: another bogus Hubbard term to define behavior that goes against Scientology rules.

*LRH technology or "tech": all the Scientology policies, rules, mandates, procedures.

"Orgs": Orgs is an abbreviation for "organizations" and describes all churches of Scientology throughout the world.

*David Miscavige: He is the current leader of Scientology. He's the equivalent of the Pope to the Catholics.

*Out-ethics: any behavior that violates any of Hubbard's rules of conduct.


Anonymous said...

Holy crap. I would comment further, except I am now very afraid of Scientology and its followers.

Terri R.

impychimp said...

it's been taken down, which only means it was super crazay and now I want to see it even more.

identity crisis said...

you can still see it here: