Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Run Fast to "Walk Hard" and "Nip/Tuck"

I could give a flying crap if Jessica Alba is pregnant or not, so instead here's a funny preview for the movie Felt Up is peeing her pants with anticipation about, Walk Hard, starring the always-brilliant John C. Reilly as a Johnny Cash-type singer who kind of Forrest Gumps his way through every musical genre of the past fifty years. Yes, I realize this is an ad, and that these previews are kind of ubiquitous right now, but it's my blog! You're not my father! And I think it's really funny. And there is NOTHING ELSE OF INTEREST TODAY.

And what the hell, here's another one. Warning: This clip uses the "s" word because it was made for international audiences who can better handle exposure to naughtiness, so if you're at work you might want to turn the sound down. However, again, FUNNY, especially if you saw Walk The Line or know about Johnny Cash's real-life tragic childhood:

And this is off subject, but here a few of my favorite things from last night's Nip/Tuck (SPOILERS!):

1) They have finally exhausted every single possible shocking thing on planet Earth and must now resort to aliens from outer space.

2) The creepy-but-strangely-unfulfilling kidnapping/aborted rape scene (at first I was afraid the show was going to go all Six Feet Under-worst-episode-ever on me but it managed to just barely avoid it) showed that a) Joely Richardson is frighteningly skinny and should remain clothed at all times, b) in comparison with Ms. Richardson, anorexic "Muffia" don Portia DiRossi looks like the picture of health and vitality, and c) the whole scenario was enacted solely to introduce a gun into the plot of the show.

3) When Dr. Sean McNamara tells Julia and Dr. Christian Troy that he's having an affair with distubingly Elizabeth Berkeley-in-Showgirls-esque Eden because he feels old, Dr. Christian Troy says something along the lines of "I've been dipping into the healing powers of young p**sy for years." Ha!

4) I totally called (in my mind) that stupid and repulsive Michael Jackson-lookalike Matt would burn himself up in a retarded meth lab explosion. Double ha!

God, I love this show.


Anonymous said...

I think Dr. Sean McNamara's new girlfriend looks like the "hot chick" from an 80s teen flick. She is repulsive. Also, what happened to his former fattie poopie girlfriend? Did they break up after the sexy African-American men/dumpy white women orgy?

It is truly the greatest show.

Terri R.

jennifer said...

Yes, I believe that was the episode they broke up. He told her she was never any good in bed and would probably get fat again and he couldn't get past the poopy hot tub. I can't say that I blame him for the last part..