Thursday, December 27, 2007

I Could Make A "Doh! C. " Joke Here, But I Won't

As you all know by now, a potentially history-altering event involving one of the most important female figures in the world has just taken place. No, not the assassination of Pakistan's Benazir Bhutto, silly! I'm talking about the arrest of Mischa Barton, the former O.C. star/survivor-of-dalliance-with-Cisco "Disfigured Sacks Are Awesome!" Adler!

According to TMZ, Ms. Barton was picked up for
DUI, possession of narcotics and driving on a suspended license.

The former "O.C." star was pulled over early this morning around 2:45 AM as she was driving in West Hollywood, Calif., and is still in custody, being held on $10,000 bail.

To add insult to injury, "the Inmate Info doc called her 'Mischa Burton.'" Heh.

More developments in this shocking event will surely unfold hour by hour, so stay tuned!

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