Monday, December 03, 2007

Frightening Celeb Photo of the Day

Well, now I've seen everything. Apparently Joan Van Ark of Knot's Landing semi-fame is now The Undead:



Is this merely the very latest in anti-aging procedures? Controlled death on an outpatient basis followed by partial re-animation, with a few post-mortem JuvĂ©derm™ touch-ups and eternal damnation to the twilight limbo of wampyrdom?

And lest ye doubters think that poor Miss Van Ark is merely the victim of a bad camera angle or unflattering lighting, here's another shot:



Look at those claws! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Joan Van Ark is no longer human! SHE IS A ZOMBIE WHO WILL EAT YOUR FACE!

2 comments:

miss wind said...

she has looked weird for a long time, but this is weirdness o0f cat lady porportion...ewwwww....

impychimp said...

Oh my god. Oh, my...god. I found more:

http://www.soapchat.net/joanpic2006.jpg