Saturday, November 24, 2007

A Treat For D'Onofrionados

It warms your humble Felt Up blogette's cockles to see that of all the hot dudes' photos posted the other day, it was Vincent D'Onofrio's who struck the biggest chord with readers. I hear you, ladies!

Oh, the crush I have on this man knows no bounds of decency or reason! From Full Metal Jacket (who DIDN'T swoon over Private Pyle, I ask!?!) to Adventures in Babysitting, from Household Saints to The Player, and most especially in his role as Det. Robert "Bobby" Goren on Law & Order: Criminal Intent), Vincent D'Onofrio has enthralled and confused and delighted me for nigh on 20 years.

And, apparently, I am not alone. A quick perusal of YouTube yields a plethora of insane D'Onofrio fan videos, but I thought this one in particular summed up the feelings of us admirers and our appreciation of the man and his most popular character quite nicely. So without further ado, I present the Citizen Kane of Bobby Goren fan videos, Hot Stuff, by auteur, genius, and possible stalker LielieS.:

Well, as long as we're being silly, why not enjoy a fan video set to The Cure (even though Vincent is young and thin and thus naturally I don't think he's as hot)?:

And here's another supremely ridiculous Bobby Goren video:

Want to see a Criminal Intent montage set to Bette Midler's "The Rose"? of course you do! And while you're there you'll easily find the Billy Joel "You May Be Right" D'Onofrio tribute, and one set to "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and oh, just basically hours and hours of D'Onofrio-related entertainment!

Sometimes I really love these interwebs...


val said...

Could you explain why the Bobby Goren video is "supremely ridiculous", please? We really liked it when my friend (who is not credited) made it and posted it on her blog. I've since made one myself to the other version of Bobby's girl, but I don't keep mine on YouTube.

porkmuffin said...

he's so hot it's off the chain.

Anonymous said...

I always liked him in "Mystic Pizza." Don't tell anyone I saw that movie. Several times.

Terri R.

Anonymous said...

I have greatly underestimated the appeal of Mr. D'Onofrio who I never really paid no never mind to before. Just from reading your hot hunks entry caused me to dream that night that I was DOING IT with him. Now I have a hot crush on him, as if against my own will.

Anonymous said...

Jennifer, you do me too much honour! I truly am honoured by your compliments and I'm very glad to see that you're a D'Onofrio fan as well!