Wednesday, November 21, 2007

More To Be Thankful For, Hot Dudes Edition!

Matt Damon, my ass.

Even though I find the whole concept ridonkulous, and I hate the word "sexiest," here are MY Sexiest Men Alive 2007:

JAVIER BARDEM! I'd rather you kill me with a cattle gun than see you frolicking with Penelope Cruz, though!

Clive Owen. Brooding, dark, remote, intense, vaguely hostile: PERFECT!

Joaquin Phoenix! If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: Hairlip=Hot.

Daniel Craig. Especially in those '70s outfits in "Munich"!

Amy Winehouse's backup singers! They give it their ALL.

Vincent D'Onofrio. The fatter and greyer, the better!

What the hell, here's one more Joaquin. It's my blog! You're not my father!

And, last but maybe first in my heart as of this very moment:

Alec Baldwin as "Jack Donaghy" on 30 Rock. You had me at "bust up a chiffarobe"!


Anonymous said...

Oh my God. I am right there with you on Vincent D'Onofrio. And I have no idea why.

porkmuffin said...

Vincent D'Onofrio is so sexy, it hurts me. thanks for this--all are sexius maximus.

Anonymous said...

AAAAAAAhhhh...Vinny, give me some Lova and Order. Special Cuddle Unit!!
xx ev

Anonymous said...

I humbly nominate Viggo Mortensen to your Hall of Hotness.

Terri R.