Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Leg Up!

I am kind of in love with this story from Page Six today:
Stella McCartneyis fighting back against her evil ex-stepmonster, Heather Mills.

Last week, Mills told "Extra" that Stella - who never liked the one-legged "model" and once begged her father, Paul, not to marry her - did some "evil, evil things. She scraped my face out of a photo."

Now the fashion designer has created a jewelry line, and her first effort is a necklace featuring a single-leg pendant. The bauble costs $500 - a lot less than the $100 million Mills is looking to get from Paul.
So bitchy! So tasteless! SO AWESOME! I can't wait to see who on Team Stella will actually wear this out in public. Will Stella-bestie-friend Gwyneth Paltrow deign to wear this bauble on her giraffe-like neck? I can't really see it. But I can totally imagine Madonna swanning around with Heather Mills' effigy leg dangling from that ancient, shriveled vein she calls a throat...


Anonymous said...

Does anyone want to buy this for me for Christmas?

Terri R.

Anonymous said...

oooooo. . . .I want one, too!!

(Lordy, Jen! Life threw me some big curves, but I'm finally back and I have TONS of your stuff to read so I'm no longer in the dark about what really matters! You are SUCH a talented person and I missed you! Must keep reading. . .Fondly, backwoods madam