Tuesday, November 27, 2007

If You Watch Just One Video of a Mormon Dancing Like A Giant Doll to a Dirty Rolling Stones Song This Year, Make It THIS One

Miss Marie Osmond lost what was left of her mind on the finale of "Dancing With The Stars" last night and decided to do THIS:

WOW. Apparently, she was trying to make a tribute to her creepy doll-making past. According to Us Weekly's "Doll Dress Disaster" article, Marie, who was "surprised" when the judges hated her danse macabre (judge Bruno Tonioli called it a cross between "Baby Jane and the bride of Chucky") said she makes no apologies:
"I did it for all the people who have been voting for us, and I have a massive doll base and that’s who I did it for."

Well, that's something I can relate to, actually. Felt Up also has a "massive doll base," and thank sweet baby Jesus for that, or who else would read this thing?

I mean, really? WHO?

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