Friday, October 05, 2007

And They Said It Wouldn't Last...

Sigh! Page Six is reporting what we all already knew, deep down in our soul of souls, to be true--"Rock of Love"'s "winner," the young skinny pink-tipped blonde hairstylist/barternder Jes, and her be-doo-ragged has-been rocker lovah Bret Michaels are no longer a fake couple:
REALITY TV-show relationships don't last long, especially at VH1.

In fact, "Rock of Love" star Bret Michaels never even got started with the "girlfriend" he selected last season, Jes Rickleff.

Sources tell The Post's Melissa Jane Kronfeld that Michaels was informed by the pink-haired punk rocker over the phone that she had taken up with a Chicago clothing designer upon returning home to the windy city.

VH1 has renewed "Rock of Love" for a second season, but has not announced if Michaels will be its heartthrob.

Somewhere Heather, the Hardest-Looking 32-Year-Old on the Planet Even In Stripper Years, is a) cackling maniacally, b) frantically having her "Brat" tattoo reverted back to "Bret," c) eating raw oysters, or d) all of the above at the same time, bless her heart.

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