Tuesday, September 04, 2007

She Blinded Me With The...

FELT UP BLIND ITEM GUESSING GAME!

Here are some pretty juicy "blind items" from Page Six, which is "Just Asking":
WHICH Hollywood trio of friends is in trouble? One is on crack, one's on smack, and the other cheats so much on his wife that he single-handedly is supporting several hookers . . . WHICH singer keeps her slender frame so thin the old-fashioned way? Seems a "major eating disorder" helps keep her midriff worth baring.

OK. Your humble Felt Up blogette hopes that the "Hollywood trio of friends" does not refer to the actor whose name rhymes with Pen Killer (cheating on wife with hookers?), Bowen Schmilson (smack?), and Creve Stewgan (crack?), but she has run out of ideas. Heard any rumors that make more sense, readers?

As to the second item, I'm going to go with the singer whose name sounds a bit like Wren Blehblahni. She shows her midruff a lot and is all fashion-y and married to a gay man and whatnot, which is like a textbook recipe for an eating disorder. But if you have any other thoughts on this important matter, then by all means, leave 'em in the comment box!

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