Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Tacos and Babies and Dogs, Oh My!

There's more wildly erratic hillbilly behavior from Britney Spears to report, ya'll! According to the new Us Weekly:
Spears and her kids became high-end squatters July 22, when they toured – then took over for several hours – a Pacific Palisades home, on the market for $6.5 million.

Upon arrival, her bodyguard removed the FOR SALE sign, then went to her Beverly Hills home to fetch some of their belongings. The result was a home seller’s nightmare, with Spears and her kids trashing the house before money exchanged hands.

“She ate tacos on the bedroom floor!” a source says of the home. “She got crumbs and grease everywhere. She let her babies and her dog roam the floor. She left the bed a mess – I don’t know what’s wrong with her.”

"I don't know what's wrong with her"--Source (if that is your real name), you speak for a nation!

Oh, and Brit-Brit also tried to get her 22-month-year-old son's teeth whitened by a dentist who, thank sweet baby Jesus in the manger, refused to do the job; and she aparently keeps putting soda pop in her boys' juice bottles. Yee-haw!

After feeling sorry for her pathetic craziness last week, now I'm back to loving her incredibly trashy ways--what a roller coaster of emotions you put me through, Ms. Spears! Although I am starting to get a tad worried about your kids' safety. And teeth...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So, um...what was with that total NON-expose in OK? I wanted to see Britney in shit-stained couture!!