Thursday, August 16, 2007

Not A Girl, Not Yet A Mindfreak

EWWWWWWW! From Us Weekly:
Another night, another hookup for Britney Spears! Her latest conquest? Notorious womanizer Criss Angel, 39.

Cameron Diaz’s former fling was seen escorting the pop star inside the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel on Wednesday night, where the two held hands and headed up to a suite on the 11th floor.

Dear god. The public-peeing-and-stealing-clothes-and-using-couture-to-scoop-dog-poo photo shoot meltdowns, half-naked hot tub parties, near constant underpants and ladyparts flashing, baby teeth whitening, head shaving, beating cars with umbrellas--ALL of it I could take in stride. But doing it with this douche? TAKE HER KIDS AWAY NOW!

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