Thursday, August 30, 2007

Big John From "Rock Of Love" Just Broke My Heart!



Some total and complete genius at Nerve.com put up a "sex advice from the 'Rock of Love' girls" article, which I found via Jezebel.com, and in it you can learn that the favorite cocktail of Heather, the Hardest-Looking 32-Year-Old On Earth (Even In Stripper Years), is "vodka and vodka," that Certifiably Insane Lacey advises ladies aimin' to snag a dude to wear Destiny perfume, push-up bras, and buy condoms from gas stations, that "Meth Face" Brandi C. has the world's worst taste in music, and that dear, sweet, craaaazy fan fave Rodeo has had sex on top of a billboard and is still working on creating both a line of workout clothing and all-natural sausages!



However, the saddest part of the whole article was this bit from Big John, who acts as Bret Michaels' bodyguard/roadie on the show. When asked which girl was his favorite, he replied:
I really don't have one favorite. The hardest part for me was that these girls, one by one, get eliminated, and they're hugging Bret, but I see these girls — I don't mean to sound weird — but I interact with them more than Bret does. These girls hug Bret and say good-bye to Bret, but it kind of hurt that none of them said, "Bye John!" Watching Flavor of Love, a lot of the girls say, "Goodbye, Big Rick."

Poor Big John! Girls, spread the love! God knows you've spread it everywhere else!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello Big John,
I think you are a real sweetheart

And I Love Ya

Lisa

CandelLife said...

Goodbye Big John! :)
Wait, no goodbyes... get your own show! LOL I'm sure many would watch it!

Love ya!
Sharon

Anonymous said...

Hey big John I know what its like when noone says bye to you. But i think Sharon is right about haveing your own show it would rock have fun with the show call it rock of love with big John or somthing like that I would wath it.
If you want email me and tell me if you will think about it my email is littleryan1995@yahoo
Frim Ryan

Anonymous said...

big john is sexier than bret, i usedta work at music venue and i recall him coming thru with someband or another and i'm happy for him but still wish i'd been hot enough to catch his eye....

Anonymous said...

Hey Big John,
You should really consider having your own tv show. I'm sure the fans would enjoy it. You are definitely one sexy man! I would like to hear your comments on a show. email me at sweet_toots35@yahoo.com. I would like to say goodby but I hope to see you again!

Love ya man

Anonymous said...

Aw, Big John. Im sorry. But I love you more then anything. You have the biggest hearts that I have ever seen.

You have a FAN BASE, wait till VH1 see's it. You are going to have your own show wait and see.

Anonymous said...

Hello Big John,

I am sorry no one says goodby, I would. We went to high school together and I always said bye and the end of whatever class you had me laughing hysterically in back at the old castle. I also said goodbye at the end of every football game.
Remember kicking Moellers ass in double overtime.....loved you then still love you today. Let's not forget about the hotdogs and the cicadas...those were the days.

Bye John
Lisa

Anonymous said...

I always wondered why no one tried to get with you Big John. You're hotter than Bret and we all know you've got needs too. If you had your own show you'd have hot chicks fawning all over you too, Bret could see how it feels to be your body guard for once.

Anonymous said...

I agree- I dunno why no one ever tries to hook up with Big John or says goodbye to him! I think he's awesomely hot!!! He'd be the best of both worlds- an awesome rocker & a big old teddy bear to snuggle with later on!

Anonymous said...

Hello Big John,
I agree with the others,I think you should do your own show.In less you our married of course.Don't think she would like that.From the show you seem like a great guy who might have a real heart.I wish you the best.You our so sexy!!! Be true and safe..Kansas Gal

Anonymous said...

I <3 big john!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would rather date you than bret michaels!

Anonymous said...

I have to say...I was VERY impressed with "big John" the other day at Walmart...My little girl recognized and wanted a picture. I walked her over to the tour bus and there were a LOT of people out greeting him...He took my lil girl right up to the front~ took a picture with her and autographed a pic for her..That was just awesome. Not a lot of famous ppl would do that...So, thank you Big John, you made our day :) Misty, Salisbury, NC