Thursday, August 09, 2007

A Baby, An STD, A Playboy Rape, Some Drugs and Thou



Here are a few gossip leftovers that should fill up the mini-fridge of your soul, at least until tomorrow:

First up, serial homewrecker and Victorian-themed underpants designer Helena Bonham-Carter is pregnant--at age 41--with non-husband Tim Burton's second child. I guess those Pantaloonies really did the trick, eh?

Next, word is spreading as fast as genital warts that Jessica Alba contracted herpes from her ex, baseball star Derek Jeter --which means that Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Biel could also all have been infected by the J-Man as well. Which also means that Justin Timberlake and Nick Lachey could be herpen' for certain now, too!



Then we have word that an alleged sexual assault was reported at the Playboy Mansion during the big Midsummer Night's Party this week. PLEASE, GOD, DON'T LET IT BE KENDRA !

And finally, classy exes Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown had a classy dinner together at a Joe's Crab Shack recently, and looked as high as classy kites:



Bon appetit!

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