Tuesday, July 03, 2007

World's Skinniest Embryo Makes Posh Determined To Try For Baby Number 4

TMZ.com says that Nicole Richie is, indeed, pregnant with what she hopes will be a healthy, bouncing get-out-of-jail-free card:
The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child. In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple will wed this summer. Richie is currently facing DUI charges stemming from her arrest last December, when she was found driving the wrong way on a California highway.

Richie's trial is set for July 11. If convicted, she faces a minimum of five days in jail.

Sigh. Not since Jayden Federline have I felt so sorry for a priveleged American rich kid. At least that baby got some decent, healthy nutrients during the pregn--oh, wait. Riiiiight. Scratch that thought.

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