Sunday, July 01, 2007

Sleepin' Single In A Double Suspended Cement Box

Sooooooo, it turns out that incredibly ridonkulous magician Criss "Mindfreak" Angel is secretly married, and the little missus (pictured left) is none too pleased with his recent non-stop running around with temporarily deranged Cameron Diaz. According to the NY Post :
The "secret" Long Island wife of kooky magician Criss Angel yesterday accused him of having an affair with Cameron Diaz, claiming their marriage broke down as soon as the TV illusionist got famous and bedded the Hollywood star.

Celebrity lawyer Dominic Barbara - who represents Angel's wife, Joanne Sarantakos - says he will now subpoena Diaz and have her testify about their romance, in state Supreme Court in Mineola, to support the spurned spouse's divorce suit on the grounds of mental cruelty and abandonment.

Angel - who changed his name from Sarantakos and moved to Las Vegas after he hit the big time with his TV show "Mindfreak" - kept his wife of five years "as a secret" to increase his sex appeal to female fans, Barbara said.

The couple had a 15-year relationship, he said.

"We're naming Cameron Diaz as his lover," Barbara told the court. "We will subpoena her as soon as she comes back to New York."

Later, he said he'd had Angel tailed by a private investigator for six months.

Angel's lawyer, Elliot Weiner, did not deny the adultery allegation.

Cameron Diaz's flack did not return phone calls and e-mails.

I don't actually find this story all that interesting--although it is amusing that Cameron Diaz is wrecking a home (albeit a secret one), may have to appear in divorce court proceedings, and has been followed by a private eye all so she can boink the most hysterically bad personage on the planet--but I am always glad for any excuse to post frighteningly ludicrous photos of Criss Angel, such as these:

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

1. too Jim Morrison.
2. too Pete Burns from Dead or Alive
3. Danzig?
4. Brett Michaels from Poison in a car wash
5. too Henning-y

What's an illusionist to do?