Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Rehab Works Wonders On Lohan

Oh, boy oh boy oh boy! From TMZ.com:
Lindsay Lohanwas arrested for drunk driving in Santa Monica early this morning -- her second bust in less than three months.

According to the L.A. County Sheriff's Dept., 21-year-old Lohan was nailed around 2:15 AM near Pico Boulevard and Main Street early Tuesday morning.

Just last week, Lohan was quietly booked by Beverly Hills PD for an alleged Memorial Day weekend DUI crash. She was due back in court on August 24 to face charges of driving with a blood alcohol level greater than .08 and misdemeanor hit and run.

Lindsay just turned 21 -- legal drinking age -- earlier this month. She's been voluntarily wearing a SCRAM alcohol monitoring bracelet for the past couple of weeks, even flaunting the device during a recent beach outing in Malibu.

But wait, there's more! Also from TMZ.com:
Lindsay Lohan was popped for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. Sources say her blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit.

Cops tell TMZ cocaine was found in her pants pocket.

Whew! "Transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility"? Oooh, girl, you're in such deep trouble! I don't see how on earth you can avoid some kind of jail time, especially after the P-Hole Hilton Prison Debacle. Maybe you can get yourself pregnant with an anorexic baby a la Nicole Richie? You better hurry, though!

Missy, I'm not going to lecture you on the evils of drugs and alcohol, because of that whole glass-houses-and-casting-stones thing. However, I've said it before and I'll say it again: WHY DON'T YOU HIRE A DRIVER? If I was as rich as you are, La Lohan, I would never drive a damn car again. I would have my driver take me to the mail box at the end of the driveway. Why do you insist on driving yourself everywhere, especially when the paps are following you and you're drunk/high out of your mind? WHY? And don't you have any idea how to STASH YOUR DRUGS? Didn't your mom teach you anything?

Developing. Stay tuned!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I dunno JBB, her story sounds like any other on 6th street. Whats the big deal?!! xx erica