Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Best Britney Story Yet!



Ooh, ya'll! Britney Spears had what has been called "nothing less than a meltdown" during her big OK Magazine interview/photo shoot and the resulting pictures may a) "ruin her career" (to which I must ask, "WHAT career?"), b) destroy her reputation (ditto!), and c) make everyone love her all the more!

According to TMZ.com, Britney's eyes kept rolling back in her head, she was paranoid that the ceiling was about to cave in on her, she made frequent bathroom breaks which caused her mood to change erratically, and best of all:
We've also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. We're told after she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Yuck!

One of her dogs also needed some assistance in the housebreaking department. Our on-set spy says that the dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used (what else?) -- a Chanel dress to clean it up! How trashtastic!

As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We've learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn't havin' none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her "skanky friends" to do her hair and makeup. No wonder she always looks so fantastic!


Oh, Brit-Brit. Dear, sweet, adorable woman-child! The image of you wiping up dog poo with a Chanel dress has just made my day--perhaps even my whole week! YOU ARE A DELIGHT. Sadly, this story is sure to be eclipsed by the Lohan Trainwreck going on across town from your palace o' paranoia, but don't let that worry you none. You just keep on doin' your thing, and let the chips fall where they may. And then wipe the grease from those chips on your Gucci...O, how I love you!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I also heard she ridiculed an overweight paparazzo by asking him if he knew what Jenny Craig was. While I have never found Britney to be overweight, this is the sort of comment that's going to get a lot of "Pot/Kettle" comments, I think. Those who live in glass houses should not throw Cheetos.

Terri R.