Thursday, June 28, 2007

Victim of The Arms Race

Here's a scary picture of a gross celebrity body part:

Just goes to show you don't need to see a c-section scar in order to feel you're getting too much information about a star's body, huh?

So, whose arm is this, you ask? Well, it could only be one of two people, right? It's either Angelina "You're So Vein" Jolie or Madonna "Exercise Bulimic" Ciccone, but that arm is way too old, tattoo-free, and faux British pasty to be Angelina's.

So, chins up, dear readers! While Madge has the kind of toned physique that us mere mortals can never hope to achieve in a million years spent at non-stop-24-hour-a-day Beach Body Boot Camps, at least we know she has the back forearm of a monster! Doesn't that make you feel better about yourself? Sigh!

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