Friday, June 08, 2007

This Day Just Keeps Getting Better!

(photo via MSNBC)

P-Hole is not only on her way back to prison, but was dragged kicking and screaming for her mommy as she was dragged out of the court by a scary Caged Heat-style lesbian guard! (I may be embellishing this with my imagination! But only a teensy bit!) A gleeful reports:
Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence! She'll get credit for at least 5 days already served.

Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, "Mom, Mom, Mom." Hilton was also heard saying "It's not right."

One witness said that Paris was "physically escorted" out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

Hilton's mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, "I'm paralyzed right now." Paris' father Rick is still in the courtroom.

A Sheriff inside the courtroom tells TMZ that officers are taking Hilton straight from the courtroom to Lynwood. No timetable has been set on her departure.
What a totally delightful end to the week! TGIF and TGISPBTPD (Thank God It's Send P-Hole Back To Prison Day)! Even though her enablers are trying to file an appeal, I choose to believe said appeal will be denied because of the public outcry this case has already generated. Now, if we can just get her shipped off to Gitmo for the rest of her her life...


Anonymous said...

A carriage of justice!

Daniel DiRito said...

See a satirical tongue-in-cheek graphic titled “The Big-Attitudes” which updates the Biblical Beatitudes to fit the Paris Hilton fiasco…here:

Anonymous said...

Dude, I laughed so hard when I saw her crying on

Terri R.

Anonymous said...

hilarious! she deserves to go back to jail!

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