Thursday, May 10, 2007

She Says No, No, No



Brace yourselves for a gross-out: The Post Chronicle (via the WOW Report) recently posted this nausea-inducing tidbit:

Music producer David Gest is desperate to share a date with British soul star Amy Winehouse so he can act out some bizarre fantasies.

Liza Minnelli's ex-husband, who is currently dating English soap actress Malandra Burrows, confesses he's infatuated with the Rehab singer and loves her wild style.

He says, "I would kiss the mole on Amy Winehouse's face and every tattoo on her body, and I'd stick my tongue in the gap where her tooth is missing.

"I love her."





Run for your life Amy Winehouse! David Gest might try to ply you with liquor until you pass out for the 5,000 time and take carnal pleasure from your tooth-hole!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

4 comments:

TrAngela said...

Why does David Gest insist on wearing "bling?" He kills me, in the worst possible way.

SpareE said...

I'll admit... maybe it's the cancer talking, but doesn't David Guest look like he could be Fidel Castro's desperately dysfunctional slightly younger cousin?

Or maybe a cross btwn Jacko and Castro?

TrAngela said...

AH!!!!!!!! Today is David's Gest 54th bday! What a liar. He has to be older than 54. Girl has NOT aged well, even with all the plastic surgery.

Anonymous said...

that is a helluva picture of ms. winehouse. whooosh!! xx ericav