Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Poopy Pants Edition Of...



This is perhaps the least "blind" blind item ever, but it's pretty hilarious, so here goes. From Janet Charlton:
This perky celebrity is the butt of many jokes because she seems to be wrestling with substance abuse, but she won't admit it. Her behavior repeatedly indicates that she has a problem. Sometimes she's manic, and other times she's been known to practically fall asleep on the job. She's definitely overdoing it with the muscle relaxers - she's SO relaxed that occasionally she poops her pants at embarrassing times. Most recently it happened in a limo on the way to the airport and they had to stop at Target to buy new underwear.

I will not insult your intelligence, dear Felt Up readers, by coming up with a rhyming name for this one (oh all right! Falla Crabdrool!), but I had to share. I'm crapping myself just thinking about it. I shit you not! It gives me diahhrea of the mouth. OK, OK I'll stop--I'm getting pooped anyway...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, I am stupid, I can't figure out the starlet....who is Falla Crabdrool? Please respond as I don't want to be ignorant forever...Kerri

Anonymous said...

straight up, now tell me . . .

jennifer said...

Kerri, I think what threw you off was thinking it's a "starlet." She's more of an "entertainer," sort of. Well, she entertains me, at least...

It's PAULA ABDUL!

Anonymous said...

OH!! Yeah, I think her starlet days ended sometime in the late 80's to early 90's, huh? Wow...poop! Oh how the mighty have fallen!

Anonymous said...

Oh, yeah, that was me, by the way, and I forgot to thank you for telling me! Urg!
Kerri (again and again)