Monday, May 28, 2007

Britney's Hairdo Needs To Go To Rehab, But She Says No, No, No

Oh, dear. In a desperate attempt at relevance it seems that lil' ole Britney Spears has decided to take a page from The Amy Winehouse Book of Hairdos:

(photos via

Except, you know, trashier and more pathetic. And somehow less clean-seeming. And just generally sadder.

Girl, you are going to have to shave that weave right off and start from scratch again if you're not more careful! Do you even have a stylist anymore? Even horrible Rachel Zoe would be an improvement over the Louisiana Waffle House crew you seem to be consulting! (Not that there's anything wrong with the state of Louisiana or Waffle House, Inc. They are two awe-inspiring institutions very close to my heart. I just don't think it is wise to consult either for celebrity hair extension updo advice....)


Jennifer Perkins said...

Is it just me or does she have red wine on her white dress. Thought little miss bad hair was sober. Maybe it's her kid's grape juice.

joshua said...

It's so nice for me to have found this blog of yours, it's so interesting. I sure hope and wish that you take courage enough to pay me a visit in my PALAVROSSAVRVS REX!, and plus get some surprise. My blog is also so cool!

Feel free off course to comment as you wish and remember: don't take it wrong, don't think that this visitation I make was a matter of more audiences for my own blogg. No. It's a matter of making universal, realy universal, all this question of bloggs.

I think it's to UNITE MANKIND! Don't see language as an obstacle. That's not the point. Open your heart and come along!!!!!