Friday, April 27, 2007

Two Of The Best Racks In The Business Seen Canoodling In A-Town!

Felt Up doesn't have a "Gawker Stalker"-esque celebrity sighting feature--yet!--but I do have a few well-placed spies around Austin, and recently got this report from a little bird who shall remain nameless (to protect the not-so-innocent) that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were seen eating at a popular local Tex-Mex restaurant:
[Reynolds is] SO tall, SO HOT, SO HOT, SO HOT. ScarJo is beautiful. Very small. Immaculate skin. They'd finished eating and were just "canoodling" in the booth.
I'm not sure I would be able to recognize Ryan Reynolds even if he fell into my enchiladas verdes, because a) I get him confused with Dane Cook (as does Friend of Felt Up Terri R.) and b) I usually assume tall people can't be actors, but my source is something of a Ryan Reynolds expert, so extra kudos go out for the i.d. And at any rate, a Scar-Jo "canoodling" sighting in our fair city is a red-letter day indeed. Score one for us hicks in sticks! Huzzah!

A very pregnant Julia Roberts is supposed to be filming here, too. Keep your eyes peeled, fellow Austinites, for Julia's water breaking at Three Forks or Starlite or wherever. That five minutes of nausea will pay off big in a lifetime of glorious story-telling, believe you me. It takes a village to get Felt Uppity!

1 comment:

TrAngela said...

I'm sure my associate is available for interviews as well. My favorite is when she stood in the middle of the hall so that HOT Ryan Reynolds had to walk around her. He's lucky she didn't jump him then and there.

The other evening, "Payne" from Designing Women came into said Tex-Mex restaurant. He was precious.